As a woman I know…..The difference between the floor and the laundry basket.
I also know,that a napkin is used to wipe the face,not the toilet seat.
As a woman I know,when I inquire after u and you say “nothing”, i probably should ask again,even if I sound like a stuck record.
As a woman I know,that a dinner plate does not have legs,and will not walk to the kitchen on its own.
As a woman,I know,that my telivision is for me to hear,not the next state.
As a woman I have a right to chat if you have a right to snore.
As a woman I know to take a call when it rings,because,you could have won the Nobel peace prize and,or,lost an arm,and both are equally important. And NOW!!!
As a woman I know that it’s ok to indulge in banal conversations even if you are Socrates.
And I know that “nice” is the most ambiguous and insipid word in the dictionary…..try “niceness” instead.
As a woman I’m sensitive enough not to say “darling I know you are occupied,and I’ll stay out of your hair,even if you don’t have any!!!”
As a woman,I know you’re staff’s idiosyncracy,is not directly proportionate to you’re intelligence or efficiency.
I also know ears are meant for hearing,and can be incredibly usefull even with you’re spouse.
As a woman I also know,you are Hercules,and can carry the burden of your problems alone,but I’d like to know,and share your burden too as my shoulders aren’t made of glass either.
As a woman,I know the difference between a sofa and a living human being.
And I know that a cricket match doesn’t necessarily mean nirvana.
I also know, that my mother is not mother Teresa,and she can do wrong.
And I do have the compassion to know,that even if I am dying,your cold is a more pressing condition and needs my urgent attention.
As a woman I know,when I ask “how was the 7 course meal I painstakingly cooked” belching is not the most appropriate form of appreciation.
I also do know,that a praise is not a national secret you can not utter. And it never killed anyone.
And that a smile is not impossible,even if it means lifting your lips against gravity.
And,as a woman I know,that your bad moods has nothing to do with pms…..and it may just be a result of “Manopause” so whatever your age,Deal with it.
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Hahaha…
So apt
vaishalee
Hahahaha….. As a woman, I know only women will identify with & understand the words above 😁👍
Ron
U bet!!!!n the men Wil ban me!!!
shifaalishah
Tooooo good .. Beautifully expressed .. Every woman will identify
.. And men will still not understand
… 😂😂😂😂
Anjali Chhabria
Thnku😂😂😂😂😂
shifaalishah
So true!
Renu
😄
shifaalishah
Lol..am just glad to know I am not alone in my “misery”..
Khyati
Oh no no Vre all in it togthr in sisterhood!!!! 😂😂😂
shifaalishah
So perfect!
harshu maushi
This is epic ! True for then & now.. Let’s not leave a chance to make further awesomeness together, women !!
barnalirayshukla
Thnku baby!!!must do😘😘😘
shifaalishah
Keep writing ! Can’t wait for your next😎
barnalirayshukla
😘
shifaalishah
Really well put Shefali. I’m sure this piece could be three times the length, but as a woman, you have sensibly mentally edited a lot more than what you have put down. Good stuff!
suguna Sundaram
Thnku
shifaalishah
Thanku 😊
shifaalishah
Really made me giggle! Very true and relatable. Keep writing!
Khilna
Thnku
shifaalishah
Lovely very apt well written
Sweta
Thnku
shifaalishah
Bang on !! The point is do the men really care !!! But as you rightly titled it ‘ as a woman I know….
And it really doesn’t matter if the men know or will they ever ..beautiful read and so sensitively written👏🏻👏🏻
Seeta
Thanku knew all u women will identify 😘
shifaalishah
Thnku
shifaalishah
Lol
temperament of words are so safely explored ..
Real liberation
I love you more when you write
Urvi shah
Thnku sweety
shifaalishah
🙏🙏 A true summary of what a woman undergoes every day.
Every man must be taught in his informative years to respect,care,value a lady in his life whether it’s a mother, GF, sister or a wife. This is a short best seller coming from your pen aptly titled #Respect a woman.
Bakul Kumar
Thanku
Shefali Shah
The title is so apt…As a woman i know…
Perfect choice of words and sentiments!!
Love the way you play with the words 🙂
Lots of love
Divya
Divya Anand
Thanku
Shefali Shah