Statutory warning-The following blog in no way means disrespect anyone’s feelings or undermine any queries and problems.🙏🏻

Wicked humour and dry wit is not for the sentis! All mentals most welcome to read and share!😝

Social media is great to connect people,promote one’s business or thy self,to ask for solutions and queries. 

I am a part of many Groups myself. Groups of people sharing information on art,literature, cinema,food,travel and shopping. In no way am I undermining their importance,But so many times the queries prompt a funny/wicked/sarcastic comment in my mind which I refrain from saying because I don’t want to be outcast. That doesn’t mean the retort doesn’t occur to me.😈😈😈

To give few examples……                              On a shopping group-

1.Buyer- Hi guys, I need a patiyala. Any suggestions?                                                  Me- I just downed mine but can make you another one.😁

2. Tidy mom- Hello friends anyone selling toy organiser boxes? There are toys all over my house and I need them to be stored in one place.                               Me-You can get as many boxes as you like but you will still have toys sprawled on the floor.😑

3.Desperate housewife- Hi friends I Need maid!                                                                Me-Join the gang.😓

4.Romantic wife-I want to gift something special to my husband for our anniversary.                                                   Me-Freedom! 🤣

5.Thoughtful wife- Hi guys please suggest a peaceful serene place Where my husband and me can go for a holiday. Where can we go?                                        Me- To two different places! 😁

6.Mrs.Speechless- Can my maids talk to each other?Should I allow it?                   Me-Have you asked them if you can talk at all? I’d suggest you do that!🙄

7. Electricity saver- Hi.can I switch off my fridge at night?                                      Me-Sure. Just have a doctor on call to handle the food poisoning.🤢

8. Mommy-I’m looking for new born things….anything and everything.        Me-Can you be more specific. Puppy?Kitten?or a human thing?🤔

9.Mom-Hi friends,I Want a cute red dress for my 6month old baby boy.                    Me-Dress for boy????😳He’s never gonna forgive u.🙈

10.Party organizer-Hello,I need 40 birthday return presents under 500 rupees urgently, by day after tomorrow. Me-What were u doing till now? Sleeping?😴

12. Flat shoes/flip flops advertisement-“Can’t stand the wedding in heels? Buy our beautiful handcrafted flats.”              Me-You mean with the alimony?!🤔

13.Fashonista- Any one dealing in broach for saris?                                                         Me-Lets not even broach the topic.🤐

14.Hopeful fiancé-Hi friends I need to gift very good quality headphones to my fiancé for his phone.                                   Me-He still won’t hear you.😑

15..Brides family- Hi guys Want to give gifts for bridegrooms family. Please suggest.                                                           Me-No need!!!You are already giving your daughter. 😡

16. Stressed tresses-Please can someone suggest remedy for hair fall.                    Me-Beanie or bandana.🤕

17.Foodie- Where can I get authentic Chinese food?                                                Me-In china! 😶

18.Shopoholic-Hi,I Need a wide range of solitaires to choose from. Where can I get?                                                                    Me- In A deck of cards!😌

19.Regressive mom-Am looking for kids wedding clothes. Please suggest.            Me- Kid’s wedding is illegal! You do know that right?😡

20.Pretty woman- I want to look fairer for the New Years party. Any suggestions.    Me- Wear a whitening face pack and keep it on for the party.🤡

21. Party organiser- Hello friends,what are the must haves for a Mexican theme party.                                                               Me- Tequila and Antonio Banderas/Salama Hayek.

22.Enthusiastic traveler- I have visited many wildlife sanctuaries but I have not been very lucky to see a tiger. Where can I definitely get to see tigers?                        Me- National Geographic!🙄                         And if you want to see Tiger dancing,watch Heropanti! 

23.Sister in need- Hi friends I need to lose Weight for my brothers wedding. Atleast 7kgs in a week. Please suggest a remedy.

Me-Photoshop!😁

😈😈😈😈😝😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!