Along with “JUICE” here is something to munch on sisters. Before we beat the men down here’s something we need to believe in. Right?!

If he’s woken up late,

And the drivers delayed.

Whose fault is it?

It’s NOT your fault.

If his shoes aren’t shining,

And the dog is whining.

It’s STILL not your fault.

If he’s stuck in traffic,

And the cars come to a halt.

It’s DEFINITELY not your fault.

If the cook has sprinkled too much pepper,

And too little salt

IT IS not your fault.

If the kids scored less,

And their rooms in a mess.

NO it’s not your fault.

If the mother in laws upset,

And the promotions not come yet.

It’s not YOUR fault.

If he’s stressed and low,

And the growning waistline shows.

ITS not your fault.

If he doesn’t laugh anymore,

And he’s turned into a bore.

EITHER WAYS it’s not your fault.

If he can’t get it up,

It’s he who ran out of love

SO, it’s not your fault.

If he has an affair

It wasn’t you who didn’t care

And it’s NOT your fault.

The global warming,the doomsday,

Hunger in Ethiopia,the heat in may.

Terrorist attack, economy influx,

Tsunami and tornadoes,the ill fitting tux.

Skyrocketing expenses,increasing workload,

Erectile dysfunction, or pot holes in the road.

ITS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR FAULT!!!