Being a mom to two kids is like being a Conjoined twin. And being a mom to two boys is like being a Conjoined twin with a split personality disorder. Two bodies,diverse minds,different choices,a la Jekyll and Hyde with one organ that conjoins them,the heart,and thats me.

It’s a constant tug of war. With two not so little humans,attached with umbilical cords to one body, running a marathon in opposite directions😰.Pulling the blessed but stretched out rubber band of a mom.🤕

When my baby was 3months old I was expecting again. And I was sure I was going ahead with it. I was warned of the pitfalls but my brain was in postpartum ecstasy😍😇. Now I’m in postmom insanity.😖

As all parents,I expected them to be like Wright brothers😃. But I was wrong😖. I hoped they would be like Hamlet and Horatio, Harry and Ron, Scott and Styles.😍But as all kids they choose to be Tom and Jerry!🙄

Their undying love for each other has been repeatedly proven in many unique ways.As Evidence here are few of the most priceless conversations we have had as a close knit,but almost Adam’s family.
Conversation 1-

Age-Son1-2years, son2-1year.

Son 1-Lets throw him out of the house!�

Me-No wayyyyyyyy!Hes not a thing,we can’t throw him out!!😱

Son 1- Ok don’t throw him. 🤔Let’s just leave him outside the house.☺️

Me-😖
Chat 2-

Age-Son1-4years,son2-3years. 

Son 1″Why don’t you just give him away.”🤔

Me-” I can’t just give him away.”😱

Son 1-“Why not? You want something that moves in the house get a dog! Give him away.”🤓😈

Me-😶!!!

Dialogue 3-

Age- Son1-5 years,Son2-4years.

Son 2-“I don’t want to live with him,I’m leaving the house.”😫

Me- No baby,you can’t leave the house my bubble.😢

Son 1-Where is your bag.🙄

Son 2-🤔I’ll pack.

Son 1- I’ll help you.😙 

Son 2- Ok�

Son 1-What are you going to take with you?

Son 2-My toys,toothbrush books and clothes.

Son 1- You can Take my skates,😈

Me-Awwwwwww!😍

Son1- That will take you away faster!💃🏻💃🏻

Me-🙈!!!
Debate 4-

Age-Son1-15years,Son2-14years.

Son 1- “You always side him.😤

Me-No I don’t.😣

Son2- You only fire me. 😠”

Me-“That’s not true.”😖

Son 1- “Ofcourse it is.”😡😡

Son 2- “Yes it is. You only take up for him.”😡😡

Son 1- “You love him more than me.”

Son 2- “NO!!! She only loves you.”

Me-😶
Gabfest 5-

Son 1- “Idiot.”�

Son 2- “Stupid.”�

Son 1- “Duffer.”😡

Son 2-“Loser.”😡

Son 1-“Nerd.”👿

Son 2-“Moron.”👿

Son 2-“Dim-wit.”👈🏻

Son 1- “Dummy.”👉🏻

Son 1-“Jerk.”🤛🏻

Son 2-“Retard.”🤜🏻

Son 2-“Numskull.”👊🏻

Son 2- “Imbecile.”👊🏻

Me- “THESAURUS!!!.”👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I have many such interesting and entertaining proofs but That would take chronicles spread over 15 years.

Theirs is not a Luv-Kush relationship it’s more of a love hate one. It started since the second one was born and it continues till date.

They fought recently. I tried mediating between them but after being unsuccessful and exasperated I suggested we split them. And move them to two different schools, academies ,and ideally different continents. Just until they find a different planet that supports life.
And suddenly from being the “Stretched Rubber band mom” I was the “Wretched Gabbar bad mom” and they Jai and Veeru.

I have to admit,that even a mere mention of separating them, unites them. If anyone (even me)says or does anything against either one they take up for each other and become a team. Strong,solid,supportive,unbreakable and unified.

They Conjoin To complete me!