Prelude-Vipul is shooting in Bangkok.Just to let you know,the traffic in Bk is worst than Mumbai. And language is a huge problem,and the people here say “L” instead of “R”!Undelstood??!!!And they don’t speak they sing song. And when you ask them a question,or enact it,wit expecting nothing more than a yes or no. In turn,They reply with a “yaaaasssssss noooooooo” in the same breath. Leaving you with an objective Questionaire. Now you go figure what the answer is. The choice is yours.🤔😳🙄🙈
Ok. So,today I visited my husband at the location.He is  shooting on a helipad.And now I’m driving back alone.Ada is in her car,and we are chatting on watsapp to kill time rather than killing ourselves.

So this is the chat-

Me-I’ve done something even stupider than coming to Bangkok,I’ve driven off from the location on my own,to go to terminal 21(mall),then decided to turn back to be with my family(they are still at the location)and drive with them. But now,I’m stuck on some road,which is 25 minutes from location,and forever away from our hotel,and a zillion light years away from terminal 21. I think I’ve moved 1mm towards Surat.🤔🙄

Ada- Omgggggggg!!! 1mm to Surat???😳

Me- I want morphine!!!

Ada-We will meet at the movie’s premier,may be!!!😢

Me-Oh sh@*#!!!!the Blue dress,(we bought it together here)its in India! F*#@!! I Wont even reach For the premier.😖

Ada-Blue dress,you should carry in bag at all times.Just imagine,important occasion crops up and it’s not there ,then?!?

Me-absolutely right,Ok bye I am going to Bombay,via Surat,and coming back.

Ada-I’m not going to ask you where you are!😖

1. Me-I’m near chinchpokli,somewhere!🙄

Ada-Now signal has occurred after 25 minutes!

Me-Signal???🤔What signal???!!🙄Ada- Traffic signal!😂😂

Me-If I see any van that looks like a unit Van,I Wil jump into it. This man who is driving,is worst than “yeasssss nooooooooooo!!!!!”   Doesn’t understand sign language,Brail,French ,Marathi nor German I’m so sc@*#@*d!!

Ada-They all don’t! Do actions!

Me-Not working,tried,he thought I was dancing!🙄😖! Obviously he has never played dumb charades.

Ada-😂😂😂

Me- I think he’s mute!

Ada-I still don’t get why you went alone?🤔

Me- Because I was bl@@dy going to T2!😡

Ada-It gets worse ahead …just saying! Preparing you for world termination!!

Me- I hear Jungle Book-4 is releasing in 2019,we should be there by then!!!! Just saying!

Ada- Hey traffic moving!!💃🏻💃🏻.  Oh no🙈spoke too soon!

Me-I’m on sea link! Oh god,now I’ll have to go from worli sea link,to Surat,and then to lokhandwala,and then Bangkok!🙈 Jungle Book-7 here i come. Oh wait,I think he is taking me back to the location. Helipad here I come!

Ada- Don’t leave from there. Live in the van. Sleep on the helipad today.

Me- And fly off from there?

Ada- No! Tell producer to send chopper.

Me-Producer will say go take a jump!

Ada- No,no say it’s a requirement.

Me- He will say “wait til they shoot Mission Impossible 13,they’ll throw u off anyway!!!!”

Ada-😂😂😂doubt you’ll reach before 13.

Me- ya,31 more like it.

Ada- So,where have you reached?

Me-Ok,so,on my right is…..the driver……….ok no wait there is a….car…and another car….Nono…..and yet another…..car…….ok Damn the right let me try Left…..so on my Left is a tree……🙈forget it.Basically I’m still on earth.💃🏻💃🏻

Ada-But have you reached heli?Me-No,but I’m rapidly reaching hell.

Ada-Next blog this okay!

Me-This should be my next blog! Oh my god I just typed the same thing. 

Ada- In 2021!

Me-2031 you mean.We are soul sisters. No,wait,Soi sisters😂😂😂

Ada-😂😂😂I have telephoned all the people I know.. friends..mother…potential lover..friends in 3 different continents..grandmother… no one has answered !!

Me- Its ok I’ll give them your message,I am reaching Shivaji park. I see a statue.Where are you? 

Ada-I think Nalasopara!There is a massage parlour/salon called apple.

Me-Has Steve heard that,he will die!Oh solly he ollleadydaaiiiiiii!😖Ada-Ollleadyyydddaaaaiiiiii….😂😂😂This driver has gotten us from some small lane.

Me-Then may be you are in chandni chowk going to china.

Ada-There is some structure here,he says it’s called Davis.

Me-You mean ‘The David’???you are in Florence.Accademia della galleria.Great!

Ada-OMG! OMG! OMG! I can see it!!!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Me- the “Prisioners”/Slaves”the one by Michaelangelo?Or your self!

Ada- No!No!!Our hotel.Oh my god I’m actually going to reach.

Me- Lucky you.You are reaching Soi 21 and I’m reaching Soi fry in Bandra.

Ada- I’m actually feeling guilty that I have reached,and you haven’t.

Me-Ja Simlan ja jile apni zindagi.Our SOIlee ends here!!!