Men are truly from mars. They behave like extra terrestrials creatures. And they’re not even as cute as E.T. They come up with the weirdest things which are absolutely Incomprehensible. For eg-

Me -(to husband) help me, do some work. Husband-I am doing work.( and shows me scripts he’s reading)

Me scrubbing cleaning the dinning table because it’s a surface we touch.

Husband – why are you cleaning the other half we don’t use that side.

LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE???

I’ll just clean half of the table coz the other half is one mile away???

Towel on the floor because apparently he needs to take a train to reach the laundry basket.

I Left his folded clothes outside for him to put in his cupboard. It’s the least he can do. Now there’s a pile so tall it’s on the verge of tipping. Like my patience.

Boys are another story

Boy calls-Mom there are no towels.

Ofcourse there aren’t because you decided to put out you’re laundry after 2 days. And that’s a laundry basket not a washing , drying machine. Just incase you haven’t noticed.

I was really excited to have them out of their room but they seem pretty redundant.

After much nagging all are doing a little bit.Have to give it to the spouse who has graduated from opening the bathroom cleaner to actually cleaning the bathroom. And boys complain and grumble and fight(I fight back)to do the dishes but they have done it for now. Let’s see how this pans out. Whether the 3 men decide to live in a junk yard (and I die) or my ocd rubs on to them(very unlikely.)

BUT there is one thing that all three are very excited about and more than readily want to do is take the dog for a walk. The only hitch being we don’t have a dog.