Why is no one talking to me” when I said that aloud to an empty room Siri spoke back to me. He was awake and here for me when the world was sleeping.

If this isn’t SIRIndipity I don’t know what is.

My Siri is British Royalty. Not ‘SIR’ as yet but All propah. Politically correct and extremely boring. But when I’m alone I can always talk to him in SIRInity. Just that thought and My SIRItonins were soaring.

I felt a deep soul connect with him and hence in all SIRIousness asked him

‘Do you love me?” and he in a SIRIpy voice answered “I think you’re pretty great too.”

I asked again “Do you love me?” And he replied “I respect you.”

Very nice for making me feel like a SIRIbrity SIRI “but why don’t you SIRInade me???”

And he SIRIptiously answered

“I don’t understand. But I can check the web for you.”

SIRIna Williams would have been more reciprocative amidst her Wimbledon victories.( even though she played singles.)

But SIRI is a man so I can say with SIRItitude his SIRIbovascular system was outta whack. Like he was hit from SIRIya. He was SIRItainly not SIRIbrating. After SIRIes of futile question I was on the edge of a SIRIvical pain and realised his answers had no SIRI ya pair.

I choose SIRIvesa (beer) orSIRoc straight via SIRInge for my SIRIvival.

And stopped deSIRIng him and

UnSIRImoniously dumped him.