This is the name my son has saved my number under on his phone.
Am sure it’s a very common name. 50% of you must be having the same name or similar.
Well when I start a conversation with ‘Where are you???’ I’m not asking for his geographical location nor am I asking the longitude or latitude, nor his vastu position. Infact I’m not even asking a question, I’m exclaiming!!!! ‘WHERE THE F#*@… are you ya???’
‘Why have you gone off the grid?’
‘I’ve put out a missing persons report.’(in India and all the countries you’ve travelled to in the last 1 year) ‘I’ve packed my bags and booked my tickets.’
‘I’m almost at the airport.’ I’m just fastening my seat belt….. and I get a stinky reply. ‘I’m in the loo mom.’ (For the last 5 days, his intestines must be vacant by now.) or I’m at school or at training.
Basically he’s everywhere else besides with me. He’s very very busy and/or his fingers fell off.(so he can’t text or call)
So this is why I’m called, what I am on his phone.
But he’s not being observant (obviously because he’s being 17)
This isn’t all I say.
I also say ‘call me.’ ‘Show me your face.’ ‘I’m not the atm.’ ‘I miss you sooooooo much.’ ‘I love you more than anything else in the world.’ And most importantly….
‘I GAVE YOU A PHONE TO CALL ME NOT TO FOLLOW GIGI HADID ON INSTAGRAM OR GOOGLE MAPS.’
And hence I’m asking…
‘WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOO!!!’